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Sms lucu ne… ;)

Posted by Zura on January 3, 2008

Hi, temans…. how are you going on.. sumpek ne g’ da yg bagus buat diposting. Tapi sekarang kayaknya lebih kecantol ke sms lucu de.. hehe, daripada ntar memori hp gw penuh buat nyimpannya, ni deh gw bagi ke loe3 smua….

tapi tulisannya masih berantakan, ntar kl lo mo gunain, edit aja sesuka lo.. OC!

Enjoy it!😉

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Sebuah pesawat terbang melaju dengan ketinggian 10 Ribu diatas permukaan laut.
Karena cuaca sangat buruk, pesawat pun oleng & menabrak gunung.

DUOR DEMM..!!

Hancur berkeping-keping…

Untunglah semua penumpang selamat, sampai di AKHERAT…

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Man are Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, Great, Sweet, Honest, Independent, & Thruthful.

In short they are F.U.C.K.I.N.G.S.H.I.T!!!

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We will now upgrade your Brain, please wait….

Searching…

Searching…

Still Searching…

Upz, sorry! NO BRAIN found.

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HP anda telah dilengkapi pembaca SMS otomatis.
Anda tidak perlu memakai jempol.
Tapi kini sudah terlambat, anda telah menggunakan jempol.
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Eh, kamu sekarang jadi bandar Togel ya??
Masa setiap aku telpon selalu ada swara :
“Nomer yang anda tuju sudah ada yang pasang, silakan pasang nomer lain..”

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SELAMAT!!
Andalah pemenang DOOR PRIZE dari pasta gigi Pepsodent!
Anda berhak untuk mendapatkan Mercedez Benz…
Anda cukup mengirimkan 2 buah gigi depan anda beserta gusinya.

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Breaking news!
Name list of Laden’s family :

1. Osama
2. Obeda
3. Omirip
4. Olaen
5. Okaya
6. Okedeh
7. Oseram

From : Osaya,
yang baca : Ogila.
Hihihihi… Olala!!!

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I’m happy, know why?

Coz I’m lucky, know why?

Coz God loves me, know why?

Coz God sent good friends to me, know who?

Its YOU.
Thanks to be my friend.😉

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Ada 3 Jenis monyet di dunia, mo tau kan?

Tekan ke bawah :

1. Monyet penurut yang baca sms ini
2. Monyet pendendam yang mo balas sms ini
3. Monyet pelit & kikir yang nggak mo balas sms ini.

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Kamu ituw….
a
b
c
d

a=asyik
b=baeq
c=cute
d=de best.

e
f
g
h

e=easy going
f=fun
g=gaul
h=humoris

i
j
k
l

i=i’m
j=just
k=kidding
l=loh..

hihihihi…

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1.
pesan diterima

2.
orang maniz yang kirim

3.
orang bego yang baca

4.
orang bego masih baca

5.
orang bego mulai marah

6.
orang bego mo kirim ke orang bego lain.

Huahahaha…

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Ada badai menghadang…

Gempa mengguncang…

Halilintar menyambar…

Tsunami menyerang…

Sebelum semuanya terlambat…

Aku mo bilang sesuatu ma kamu…

Aq mo bilang….

LARI GOBLOK!!
Malah baca sms ini.. hheheee

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Do’a cepet kaya…
Allohuma maling zana maling zini whada hape wahda tivi walhamdulillah waliat kanan waliat kiri ta’da safa safa wasudahlah mbat aa, amien…

hehehhee…

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Kata RCTI gw OK
truz kata SCTV gw NGETOP
kl kata TPI gm MAKIN ASYIK
kata LAtivi PAS DIHATI

so…

Cape de jadi orang cakep.
hehehhehee

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Eh, HP kamu kenapa sih, dari tadi gw hubungi koq g’ bisa mulu?!
Malahan bilang gini : “The Number you’re calling is Monkey, please call the zoo for more details.”

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Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or NO… :

1. ______ I don’t have brain…

2. ______ I don’t have sence…

3. ______ I am stupid…

Hayoo……

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Do you speak good English?
Try this test (must say fast!)😉

Wolf Wolf Roof Roof Woof Woof
Woof Woof Roof Wolf Roof Woof
Roof Roof Roof Woof…

Test Result : Good Dog!

hehehhee…..

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Maaf….

Malam2 mo minta tolong ne…

Kl g’ repot…

N Kl g’ keberatan….

TOLONG HAPUSIN
SMS INI DONG!!!

Makasih ya….

Gud night…🙂

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Seorang nenek yang lagi nyebrang jalan hampir ketabarak motor.
Pengendara motor marah : “Nenek bego! Nyebrang jalan g’ liat2!”
Nenek sewot : “Lo yang bego!! Nabrak nenek2 aja g’ kena!!”

Cape d…

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Ne sms KUTUKAN
9′ dibaca MIMISAN
dibaca INGUSAN
G’ dibalas KUDISAN
dibalas PANUAN
disimpan JERAWATAN
dihapus SARIAWAN
Awas!! jangan sampai salah TEKAN yey….🙂

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Cepetan liat SCTV..
Monas ROBOH.!!
Kena GEMPA, 150 orang luka ringan,
30 orang luka berat,
and 17 orang DIBOHONGI!!
Sebarkan sms ini biar korban makin banyak…!!!

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Sifat cowok:
Kreatif, Ambisius, Modern, Pesimis, Radikal, Eksotik, Tangguh,
Lugas, Obsesif.
Kalo disingat jadi K.A.M.P.R.E.T.L.O

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Ini adalah layanan KEPUASAN.
Pelanggan 081378123456
meminta Anda
segera melayani
nya. Terima kasih.

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If u sv this msg, it means I’m cute.
If udit it, I’m still cute.
If u forward it, spreading that I’m cute.
And if u delete it, u just jealous of me coz I’m cute.

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TELKOMSEL
berfirman dalam surat AS-SIMPATI ayat 888..
yang berbunyi : “Wahaay fakir mcl yg dilaknat oleh TELKOMSEL, bertaubatlah,,
sesungguhnya sms lebih mulia daripada mCl..

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11 tanda orang miscal :
1. Kangen
2. Ge jomblo
3. Mo kenalan
4. Kurang kerjaan
5. Ge bE-Te
6. Laz dendam
7. Isenk2
8. Pamer pulsa
9. Mo diperhatiin
10. Dengerin NSP
11. Cpt blz sms gw…

Hm, qm termasuk yg no. brp yach ?__?

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Percayalah,
TUHAN ciptakan aq jd sahabatmu…

DipilihNya yang muaniz,
dan aqlah diantaranya…

hey, jgn suka melawan TUHAN,
terima aja..
Hehehee

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Yank,
Nyanyi bareng
yuk…

Catu catu…
Aku sayang kamu…

Dua dua…
Hanya cinta kamu…

Tiga tiga
Selalu kangen kamu…

Catu Dua Tiga
Boonk semuanya…

Wuahahaha…

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Selamat! Anda memenangkan paket “PUTAUW HOLIDAY”.
Anda akan terbang dengan “INEX AIRLINES”
menembus awan “SABU-SABU”
menuju”LONG ISLAND”
dan bermalam di “POLDA”.

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Xian jiang hu te lan min hang gon xi fat coi an nian gong lan nie mie lang cian.
Tau artinya g???
Udah g’ tau artinya masih ngotot baca…

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Hai… orang-orang yang beriman,
janganlah kalian berjudi, karena judi itu permainan setan.
Kalo kalian berjudi ntar setan mo maen apa???
Ular tangga!!

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Selamat anda telah mendapat hadiah menarik dari digital.
Silahkan pilih :

1. Digi-ling stum
2. Digi-las truk
3. Digi-ring polisi
4. Digi-git anjing
5. Digi-lir banci.

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Burung kakaktua versi English :

Bow wrong car card two are
Hang up they gen the law
neck neck so are two are
g-g are thing all two are….

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God Knows everything about us,
God know’s how much I luv u,
God know’s how much I care with u,
God know’s we’re soulmate.
And GOd know’s I have dialled a wrong number.
Pardon me.

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Kalo lo punya yg lebih asik, hubungi gw yach.. ntar gw posting disini..
oc?!

thank you.

Take care, see you, bubye…

One Response to “Sms lucu ne… ;)”

  1. Vanker said

    Wadaw…pucing pala gua…tapi gua seneng ama pernak-pernik di blogmu…blogmu bnyak amat sih…kalo ada waktu kunjungin blog gua yang blm sederhana ini d0nk..gua minta didikannya.makasih…http://kampretlo.blogspot.com

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